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OK, So I Need a Goal or Something

When it starts to get humid and stiflingly hot, even into the evenings, I become one weird and restless little duckie. I have never slept well in my life to begin with.

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Ain't it Funny...

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How....

Yeah.

What did you find when you lost yourself, little girl? What did you find? I sure hope it was good. I sure hope it was worth it.

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Blathering

My right foot hurts.

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In defense of Fall Out Boy

Fuck you, I'm a fan.

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My Mouth Fits Perfectly Around Your Cock.

THAT'S what they call "intelligent design."

I don't have much time to write for myself or this site lately and I come to realize that the proper eye catching opener is a necessity. Heh.

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In my head right now...

Yeah, most of the time I listen to the radio station and hear a bunch of pop crap. This song has been spinning for a little while now and it never really sank into my head until today.

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Childless

Mom picked up the Midget for a special trip to Disneyland, just the two of them. This spring has been all screwed up in timing.

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I'm Not a Girl....

.... so I know that I don't need to be purchasing cute little books with which to write my innermost personal thoughts in.

Wake up, people, it's the fucking thousands and something!

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Knock Knock

I'm fucking bored.

I'm fucking tired of living in this house.

I fucking miss my ManPerson.

I'm fucking itchy and I'm sick of it.

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Well, Hello.... Holly

Not sure if you read this, but gathering from the information that's been filtering to me recently, I'm going to take a stab at the fact that you are.

So, here's where it gets interesting.

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No Second Act

Depth and layers and onions and ogres. People always are looking for more behind the curtain. There's a magician back there, they swear.

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Lemmy, Where You Be?

The concept of god is laughable to me. That there's some magical being off in a far away place, waiting to accept you into his little oasis from the digs he created on Earth.

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Do Do Do Do Do Do Do... Otherwise Known as the Mario Theme Song

For Xmas, I bought my sisters a copy of Final Fantasy 12 for the Playstation. They've been playing it for hours on end since December 27th, trading off and building up a character. They've also been boring the fuck out of me.

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Midet Tattoo Artist For Hire!

The big toy hit this year was a tattoo artist kit.

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Blame the Lack of Quality on the Power Outage

Well, I had an entire post that I'd worked on but I'd only managed to save half of it before we had a blackout and I lost the rest of it.

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Sand Versus Snow

I've lived in California my entire life. I was born in San Luis Obispo, raised everywhere from Pismo Beach to Arroyo Grande to Santa Maria before moving to Oxnard when I was 6 years old. My grandma and one of my uncles still live there. My other uncle, my aunt and my cousins live in Southern California. We're all within a 2 hour drive of one another. And we make that drive frequently.

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Mr Pink DIED, Dammit!

I was driving around in my car today and I came to the realization that I'm way too into movies. And that my appreciation for music tends to play out like a soundtrack.

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Welcome to My World, Filled With Love and Feces

For the most part, life isn't a difficult as we all like to make it out to be. We are clothed, sheltered and most often overfed.

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Give it to Me, Baby!

[ Week of Brevity: Day Four, Take Two

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Hey Boys! Barbie Says: "You

[ Week of Brevity: Day Four

Just to remind everyone, the challenge is this: A week of topics that I have a strong opinion on, limited to one paragraph (No more than 7 sentences). All of my responses to comments must be one sentence. ]

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The Second Amendment Does NOT Include the Right to Bare Breasts

[ Week of Brevity: Day Two

Just to remind everyone, the challenge is this: A week of topics that I have a strong opinion on, limited to one paragraph (No more than 7 sentences). All of my responses to comments must be one sentence. ]

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The Day I Gave Birth to My Midget

[ Week of Brevity: Day Two, Take Two

Just to remind everyone, the challenge is this: A week of topics that I have a strong opinion on, limited to one paragraph (No more than 7 sentences). All of my responses to comments must be one sentence. ]


The Midget Childbirth Experience


Did you know that when you have a Cesarian Section delivery, while they numb you from the waist down, you still have feeling? Sure, there's no pain from the scalpel cutting through your lower stomach and then through your actual uterus, but that hole they cut isn't very big. Much like the vagina, the opening that they cut in you needs to do some stretching, allowing for two different sets of doctor's hands which maneuver the baby out of your body. I was crying on the operating table that I could feel what was going on to the chorus of voices explaining that there was no way that I could feel anything. But I felt hands inside of my body, manipulating Midget so that she could make her "unnatural" entrance into this world. A huge curtain across my midsection kept me from looking down at the action, not that I would have wanted to see what was going on in the first place. In the end, after all of my hysterics, the final sound in the room was laughter from the doctors and nurses as I whipped off the little cap they'd stuck on Midget's miniature dome and declared: "She's a redhead!"

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Men Lie About Venus, Women Lie About Mars

[ Week of Brevity: Day One

Just to remind everyone, the challenge is this: A week of topics that I have a strong opinion on, limited to one paragraph (No more than 7 sentences). All of my responses to comments must be one sentence. ]

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Nice Guys Don't Finish Last, They're Too Busy Whining to Get Started

[ Week of Brevity: Day One, Take Two

Just to remind everyone, the challenge is this: A week of topics that I have a strong opinion on, limited to one paragraph (No more than 7 sentences). All of my responses to comments must be one sentence.]

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Week of Brevity

I'm often accused of being too verbose. (For those of you unfamiliar with the term verbose, it equates to: "Dam grrl, u rite allot.")

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Lips of an Angel? Only if Angels Write Crappy Lyrics

I listen to a lot of Top 40, mainly because I have a base model car with no CD player in it. This means that I am relentlessly teased by people who think that I am lame for enjoying Kelly Clarkson and Fall Out Boy.

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Why Yes, Virginia. You ARE a Whore

I once did a post listing all of the reasons why women could lay claim to the term "bitch." (Read it here, if you're interested.) The tone of the piece was fairly sober, but then again, so is the term "bitch," right?

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"When the dogs begin to smell her, will she smell alone?"

If there is one sure-fire guaranteed way to turn me on, it's to go take a shower.

Sure, there are people who talk about getting turned on by action in the shower, but that's not exactly what I'm getting at. See, I have a nose that knows what it knows. Har har. There is something so intoxicating about the smell of a freshly showered body that does a number on me.

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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh"

* If you list jesus in your "Who I'd Like to Meet" or "Heroes" section, you will get denied.


The above statement is something that you'll find on my profile page along with a list of other things that I have on my "automatic denial" list. Out of everything that is on my profile, this is one of the major things that sparks notice from people, after my statement of not accepting compliments well.

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"Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass."

I'm still sick, forgive me if this rambles more than usual, but I'm irritated with humanity and their stupidity once again.

Since I'm sick, I called into my work and spent the day sleeping. Only problem with this set-up was that I would need to rouse myself to retrieve Midget from school after 3 pm. I woke around 2, answered some e-mails and checked comments and then headed into the dreaded Oxnard to get her.

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