Rants About Me

Having a conversation right now about people who were a part of your (the empirical sense of the term) life when you were younger, who you spent hours talking to, nights exposing your inner soul and p

The subject format, where I select which type of rant that I'm posting, strikes me as odd now. I used to rant about specific topics because I had a regular audience that I always needed to please.

I recently replaced the standard set of black shoelaces that came with my pair of high top black Converse sneakers.

I use to throw up a lot. It was a daily ritual at one point during my teen years.

I hate Japanese tourists. I was trying to think of a way to write a piece about how I hate having my picture taken by someone other than myself but found myself stuck for an opener.

I always think of those old movies where some chick would start to rant and rave hysterically and someone else (usually a man) would come along and slap her a solid one across the face.

It is damn hot in our apartment.

Yes, I see that you're on. And the following is not directed at you.

I am a much nicer person than people expect me to be. This always is confusing to me since I've always thought of myself as being a fairly nice individual.

It's 2:30 in the morning and I can't sleep. I should be able to sleep. Normally I can sleep the minute I lie down. Then there are times like this.

Eh... maybe I just like typing words with the letter Y in them. I'm pretty sure that I'm no one's martyr. But I like the word. I'm trying to keep reminding myself of things that I like.

My mom has taught me some pretty useful things over the years.

The canvas is a stretching of the soul, for those who like the fanciful phrasings. Your existence spread thin, the bullshit glaring through the paper thin facade that you've constructed.

I was a hyper little kid. I ran hard and fast, got into everything that I could get my hands on, and basically made my mother's life hell.

In 4 more days a whole lot of people are going to be deciding what it is that they want to do differently in the new year. Making resolutions about things that they think will make them a better person.