Hi Cyndy

zara's picture

Yes, I see that you're on. And the following is not directed at you.

When you hear a knock at your door, do you just open the door wide and make a grand sweeping gesture of your arm, allowing whomever is on the other side to walk right in?

If you were to come home and discover a stranger taking a shit in the middle of your living room, would you smile and leave the steaming pile on the shag?

I say these things to make a simple point.

It's my house. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Go back to juvenile hall and play with the other miscreants. You're not welcome here.


Budo7's picture

Does this mean

I get to kill someone for ya Z ?? :)

zara's picture


Go for it.


Most people remember that there was a code of conduct for hosts in times gone by. What is usually forgotten is that there was also a code of conduct for guests as well. You were expected to abide by the hosts rules. I hope that whomever this was aimed at understands that since it is your house they have to follow your rules or they are not allowed back.

Evil Eye's picture

I'm sick of people. You tell

I'm sick of people. You tell them Z!

SimplySam's picture

No clue...

what brought this on, but very true nonetheless. You need that steaming pile hurled back at someone... you know where I am.

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