How Can You Tell...

.... that it's a blonde driving that SUV?


* The two kids running after it, screaming "MOM! WAIT!!"


See? I don't have a problem with blonde jokes. I do have a problem with the fact that my profile was unaccessable to me for about 6 hours yesterday and because of that hardly anyone read my blog: "Insert Punny Blonde Joke Here"


Until I feel a little more confident that I'm not going to have a masterwork eaten up by the Myspace monster that haunts the bloggedy hills, I thought I include a few more of my favorite blonde knee-slappers. Please feel free to add yours.

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Q: Why do blondes only get a 1/2 for lunch?

A: Any longer, and they need retraining.

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Q: Why did the blonde decide to have only 3 children?

A: She had read somewhere that one out of every 4 babies was Chinese.

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Q: What's blonde and brown, blonde and brown, blonde and brown?

A: A blonde doing cartwheels.


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A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. He walks up to the car and asks to see her license.

"License? What's that?" she asks.

"It's the card with your picture on it, says you're allowed to drive."

"Oh.... I have one of those," replies the blonde and hands the cop her license.

The cop goes back to his squad car and checks her info. A couple minutes later he returns to her car and tells her he's going to have to give her a ticket.

"A ticket? What's that?" the blonde asks.

The cop looks around, thinks about it for a second, and then whips out his dick.

The blonde slumps in her seat. "Crap. Not another Breathalyzer!"

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Your turn!