Thanksgiving Thanks '06

In no particular order, these are the things that I would like to give thanks for this year.


* I am thankful for my plethora of roll-over minutes that I stored up over the last year. I don't wanna know what my bill would have looked like without them.

* I am thankful for the wonderful men in my life who send me X-rated pictures whilst I am in the middle of an excruciatingly boring staff meeting at work.

* I am thankful for Netflix, which has yet to let me down in shipping to my mailbox all of the movies that I am looking for in a very short amount of time. (Well, aside from the movies that aren't on DVD yet.)

* I am thankful for good bras and mommy tits. (My OWN. Don't even go there.)

* I am thankful for the endurance of black Sharpie markers and the usage that they received over this last election.

* I am thankful for those brief moments when my brain stops humming the theme song from "We (heart) Katamari."

* I am thankful for the vast number of people who have had fantasies of spanking my bare bottom.

* I am thankful for Canadian accents and a solid memory.

* I am thankful for UFC events hosted by Stacy and all of the beer & durka that is available during that time. All hail my adult time!

* I am thankful for the friends who put my Mediocre ass in place.

* I am thankful that I am most likely never going to have to attempt to help Midget with math, since she seems to have a knack for it by herself.

* I am thankful for rechargeable batteries and the amount of money that they save me considering my BOB usage.

* I am thankful for family members who get their pain pill prescriptions filled and then never take them. Mmmm... vicodin.

* I am thankful for the "block user" feature on Myspazz.

* I am thankful for the 99 Cent Store and how a toy that costs under a buck will keep Midget occupied for longer than a $50 video game.

* I am thankful for getting the opportunity to overhear people order massive amounts of food at McDonald's and then say "Oh, and a Diet Coke."

* I am thankful for my shitty paying job that considers me going to the movies as a constructive activity for the day. Neener neener, bitches!

* I am thankful that I managed to make it over a year and only slightly lose my mind rather than go completely bonkers.

* I am thankful that my baby sister will be turning 21 in almost 6 months and I have another opportunity to haunt the streets of Vegas.

* I am thankful that there are people will enough time on their hands and a slower mental capacity that they wish to spend that time reading my drivel.



Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all.