Why Do Women Enjoy Fucking With Men So Much?

zara's picture

Age old question. Why is it that women love to see how far they can push men? How many things that they can get men to do for them? How many times that they can subject men to their rapid mood changes and never-ending stream of bullshit?

Why do we do these things? Because we can. Because men LET us.

It really comes down to one simple thing that I've mentioned before, but I'll repeat for those who might not have been listening. Women get to fuck whomever they choose; Men have to fuck whomever will let them. Sure, it's a crass way of saying it, but it's pretty damn true. Women are the ones that give permission for the sexual act. Now, I'm sure that there will be a few of you men who will pipe up that there are some women that you would never deem worthy enough to have access to your winkie, but they'd have to make advances on you in order for you to turn them away. (Although, the sight of one of you walking up to an ugly chick and telling her, "There's no way I'm going to let you rock this cock" is a funny mental image.) The first aspect of this argument is that, whether you like it or not guys, us girls will always have the final say over the "promised land."

There are quite a few of us out there that are deliberate bitches and make this point very obvious. We'll scoff in your faces when you hit on us, make fun of you to our friends, or outright ridicule you to your face. There's usually a certain degree of attractiveness needed to be able to get away with shit like that, but a part of it lies in the fact that you let it be gotten away with in the first place. Even if you're only allowing the hottest chicks to degrade you, you're still allowing someone from the female gender to degrade you. Women have now been bred to know that, as long as you're hot enough, you can get away with anything. And the only people at fault are you men.

That's an extreme example, though. Most the time it's as simple as you letting us change our minds ten thousand times a day and not holding us accountable. Is the thought going through your head that if you allow us to operate at our own personal whim at all times that we'll somehow go easier on you? That's like moving in a pedophile next to a day care center. Give us easy access and we're going to run amok. So, again, you need to knock it off with the leniency.

Now, I don't want you to think that we seriously intend to be such assholes to you. I like to compare it to picking on that retarded kid you went to school with when you were little. You didn't intentionally want to hurt them, but it was funny messing with them to see what you could get them to do. We do it to see how far we can get you to go, to give us a sense of power or control. I really think that 95 percent of the time we aren't fully cognizant of what we're doing. But I'm also saying that I think men are like retarded children, willing to eat dirt and say "Look at my doodie!" if a woman asks them to. The thing is, even retarded children catch on eventually. Men repeatedly let women take complete control over them.

Here's where I come to the part of the show where I would normally try explain how to fix this problem. The thing is, I don't know if I really want it to be fixed. Why would I voluntarilly give up the ability to pull men around with simply the suggestion that they might get some? It's too fucking easy. Hell, most of the time we women don't have to give up anything at all, we just have to give you hope. And why would I advocate men learning how to put their collective feet down and start saying "NO MORE OF THIS SHIT!"? I'd be hunted down and have my tits ripped off by the rest of the female population. But the bigger issue here is that I'm not really sure what advice to give, and even if I was, I'm fairly certain that no one would listen to me anyway. So perhaps it's better to just leave everything as is.

I mean, you guys sure do enjoy running to some obscure place at 2:30 A.M. looking for some drink that's only sold at that one place just to bring it to us and find that we're no longer thirsty because we drank your last beer, the one we said tasted like ass and wouldn't drink when you offered it to us before you went off to said obscure place.......

Right?

Comments

AmandaO's picture

hah

Too true, too true.

kiki's picture

It is pretty entertaining to

It is pretty entertaining to fuck with them...isn't it.

Almost as fun as actually fucking them. ^.^

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I wholeheartedly agree with

I wholeheartedly agree with you Zara, of course men are easy to string along by their dicks when they're prepared to sell out the very thing that women are sexually attracted to...

Ah, the irony.

Kiki, maybe its the men who won't allow you to fuck with them, that are more fun to fuck.

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