Knock it the fuck off.

Dearest individuals who fall within the two age groups that I'm referring to in the title,

I hate you people.

It's been too long since I've posted here, especially after I promised that I was going to be better and do something once a week.

... people can be OK.

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I was standing in line today at some (insert random retail name here) store, dressed as I normally am, simple t-shirt and jeans. There's really nothing all that spectacular about me.

I'm not the world's most conventional parent.

I don't know if the boobs gave it away or not, but for those of you who may not have noticed: I'm a girl. I've been a girl for the majority of my life (there was that moment in utero when things could have gone either way) and I have a tendency to be rather girly at times, despite my best intentions. I don't wear a lot of make-up or fancy clothes. I curse too much and prefer straight shots to froufrou drinks.