For Angelina (AKA Men Jokes)

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You wanted men jokes? You got em, doll!

Q: Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?

A: So that men can understand them.


Q: Why did the blonde girl have a bruised belly button?

A: Blonde men are stupid too.


A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.

"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.


"Where did he go?"

"Your house."


A man playing golf by himself hits a hole in one on the fifth hole, and out pops a genie to offer him one wish.

"That's easy. I wish I had a bigger dick." the man says.

"It will be so," says the genie, who then disappears.

The guy's johnson grows longer as he continues playing, until by the 11th hole it's hanging out of his pants leg. He gets another hole in one, and again the genie appears to offer him a wish.

"I keep tripping over my dick, and it's really annoying," says the man.

"So what is your wish, master?" asks the genie.

"I want longer legs."


Second verse... same as the first...... (aka: YOUR TURN!)

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